1、我宁愿相信这个世界上有鬼，也不愿意相信你这张破嘴。
I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe your broken mouth.
2、别人给你留面子的前提，是你首先得有脑子啊。
The premise of saving face for others is that you must have a brain first.
3、要是没事的话就多去晒晒太阳，晒黑一点就不会有人骂你是白痴了。
If you don't get sunburnt, you won't get sunburnt.
4、你真是浪费了你爸妈一晚上的时间。
You've really wasted a night of your parents.
5、你不会是不知火舞的弟弟，不知好歹吧。
You can't be a brother who doesn't know the fire dance. You don't know what's good or bad.
6、我一直好奇，为什么百度搜不到你，而搜狗却可以。
I always wonder why baidu can't find you, but Sogou can.
7、你是什么牌子塑料袋，这么能装。
What brand of plastic bag are you, so it can hold.
8、户口本上就你一页？你去送外卖吧，打个游戏也太能送了。
Is there only one page for you in the account book? You go to take out, play a game can also send.
9、别人笑起来很好看，但你不一样，你是看起来很好笑。
Others laugh well, but you are different. You look funny.
10、眼睛是心灵的窗户，我觉得你的窗户该擦擦了。
Eyes are the windows of the soul. I think your windows should be wiped.
11、你怎么长得跟二维码似的，不扫一扫都不知道你是什么东西。
How can you look like a QR code? You don't know what you are without scanning.
12、不要妄加评论我，你看到的，只是我选择让你看到的。
Don't comment on me, what you see is just what I choose to let you see.
